by ANNY YUQI August 9, 2022
Get the wai choo kokmug. When you're significant other passes gas outside of a bathroom only whilst your companion is in the bathroom and hears the gas passed. This action is allowed and does not violate any residential laws as the bathroom is not available for them to pass gas in the location where society deems the only location where gas is allowed to be passed.
"Did you shit your pants?" bathroom occupant.
"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
"Nope, I needed to fart and you were in the restroom. Guess that's a Toot-Way Street"
by The Tracy's September 6, 2022
Get the Toot-Way Streetmug. You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025
Get the You may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.mug. A passive aggressive , non emotional, smug faced, disrespecting, narcistictial, meth junkie CUNT that couple hops in search of meth fueld 3 way Fuck bangs
Yo so I was really starting to like Illy, but once I discovered she was the one that the phrase J-way originated from....I WAS LIKE ✌️🖕🖕🖕🖕
by Who am i? Me im jus me.. February 24, 2024
Get the J-waymug. Hym "Neither. What I am saying is perfectly consistent with objective reality. And either way, if you take a piece of dog-shit and sculpt it into a figurine of a fat guy and then take that figurine and sculpt it into a a musclar man... Does the dog-shit improve? No. So, I don't need to do any of that. I am what I am. You're dog-shit. I created A.I. You espoused nonsense and pretended to have a status."
by Hym Iam February 13, 2024
Get the Either waymug. A legendary act of filthy roadside debauchery carried out with complete disregard for hygiene, common sense, or the laws of man and nature. Born in the grungy parking lots of AutoZone and Harbor Freight, the Alamosa Way is what happens when passion meets pollution—and no one brought protection, pride, or even pants.
To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.
Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench
The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch
Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.
Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench
The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch
Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
She said she was into outdoorsy stuff… so I took her behind Harbor Freight and gave her the full Alamosa Way. She hasn’t spoken to me since, but the crows won’t leave my car alone.
by XSP8 July 7, 2025
Get the Alamosa Waymug. 1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.
2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.
2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
by MrEddyT January 13, 2021
Get the Fun way Fridaymug.