person 1: man i don't like ____ its retarded my option ofc
dynobot:You were banned from Official LazarBeam for 1 day | 1 day ban - r word
person 1 : fucking stupid
dynobot:You were banned from Official LazarBeam for 1 day | 1 day ban - r word
person 1 : fucking stupid
by mlg44678 October 27, 2020
when you tell your guy best friend to go for your girl best friend and now they are a thing and you ended up catching feelings but can’t say anything about it cause it was your idea and she’s your best friend
by the pregnant one October 22, 2019
This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.
MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...
by Katie Marie Bell October 12, 2011
the attempt of using nonexistent acting skills to look dumb - another way of getting yourself grounded, fucked up and/or in the hospital.
“She keeps acting stupid.”
by vanexla October 25, 2020
by retarded black monkey October 10, 2023
YOU STUPID NIGGER