National slap ass day

November 19th is national slap ass day

National slap ass day is great

by 😑🖕🤦🏼🥳🥳👍 November 18, 2020

national maxwell the cat day

national maxwell the cat day is on every january 29th and on every jan 29th we celebrate national maxwell the cat day in this day you listen to maxwell the cat theme until the day is over!

today is national maxwell the cat day yay

by text chess server January 29, 2023

National Suck Dick Day

This wonderful holiday falls on June 24th

Tom:You hear what tomorrow is?
Jessica:The 24th?

Tom:No National Suck Dick Day!

by TheMoreYouKnow100 June 11, 2017

national hold hands day

on april 13th - 14th hold hands with your significant other or boyfriend/girlfriend

it’s national hold hands day , go hold hands with him/her

by lil melissa May 25, 2018

national touch grass day

July 23 is national touch grass day! Its when you disgusting unholy fucks finally go outside and touch grass :)

Mary: Hey John guess what day it is
John: What day is it
Mary: Its national touch grass day!!
John: o h n o
Mary: *throws John outside*

by Panic! Just fucking panic July 12, 2021

National kiss a girl day

On April 13th you have to kiss a girl more than 5 seconds and no pecking. Have fun guys/girls 🤣

Oh it’s april 13th kiss a girl because it’s national kiss a girl day

by Muggy123455778 May 26, 2018

national cock sucking day

on the 9th of September is the national cock sucking day.

GIVE THAT BOY SOME HEAD BITCH (national cock sucking day)

by catfishhhhh October 15, 2008