I got hit by a bus

Can be used to define multiple things like getting Covid which I have right now or you literally got hit by a bus

Person1 I got hit by a bus person2 sucks to suck

by Fuck horace mann September 4, 2022

Got the red light

When your partner asks you to fuck, you say this referencing that you're currently on your period. Basically saying that they have to "stop" like a red light because it's that time of the month.

Partner 1: Let's fuck tonight.
Partner 2: Not tonight, gotta take a rain check. Got the red light, so stop asking.
Partner 1: Damn...

by ShaBBBaby April 27, 2017

its got hair on it

An phrase commonly used by salespeople to express that a deal or sale which should be be simple, is not, due to multiple items complicating it. A situation that is complex due to multiple uncommon complications involved.

Synonyms: Ugly. Complicated. Messy.

I've got a huge deal I can close, but it may take a while to figure everything out. Its got hair on it.

by Tstretch January 13, 2025

You got T Chao'd

The act of cold calling an existing co workers customer without having knowledge of it.

Broski broski that's my customer here look at the email I sent him .
Damn son you got T Chao'd

by Mr.sniffles69 August 10, 2017

got yo couch

The man who has always got yo couch. You walk in, and bam! he's already got yo couch. Just unfortunate, buddy. Don't ask him if he's also got yo crouch - he's got a wicked crouch. Very nasty to behold.

Person A: Oh jeez. Jerry's got yo couch again, Person B.
Person B: At least he ain't go my crouch-
Jerry: GOT YO CROUCH (crouches enthusiastically)
Person A: He got you, bro.
Person B: (stunned and speechless)

by GotThatCouch November 10, 2017

I’ve got a “McCoy”

When one (male) comes out of being in cold water for a long period or exposed to cold weather, ones testicle sack will shrivel up and resemble a salt and vinegar mc coy style crisp when you rub it.

I’ve got a “McCoy” is a wrinkle style crisp which can be defined and reference to a wrinkly ball sack. Caw it’s so cold that my ballbag feels like a I’ve got a “McCoy”

by Cirkybirky February 9, 2021

Got Kafaced

Get Kafaced means you got aced in an online video game without any difficulty from the enemy

Did you see how shroud got kafacedkafaced the enemy team?

by fensyes January 25, 2021