Geezer Ghetto

Age restricted retirement community

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.

by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025

Ghetto Pest Control

When you throw boiling water down the drains everyday to keep the roaches from crawling up through them.

"What are you cooking Mom?"
"Oh nothing son, just gonna throw that boiling water down the drains because it's time for our daily ghetto pest control."

by Publius0987 April 12, 2025

Ghetto Toast

A couple of pieces of bread and some maple syrup, to save money on all the ingredients necessary for french toast.

"What did you have for breakfast this morning?"
"Just a couple of eggs and some ghetto toast. I don't know how I'm gonna pay my rent!"

by Publius0987 April 13, 2025

Ghetto Gravy

(Gif Unrelated)
When You make a mixture of pussy juice, blood from a male, urine from either a male or female and lastly gravy.
However, its classified as "Suburb Sause, until you pour it down the throat of a corpse of a homeless man.
I am not kidding, this is a REAL thing...

"Yo bro! i just found some Ghetto Gravy outside!"
"Cmon, Man! Lets dig in!"

by Professional_Idiot May 23, 2025

Ghetto Fatigue

Becoming exceedingly tired of the endless shenanigans that take place in low income areas, particularly urban areas.

I was watching the news and the story showed some ill behaving folks in the city when I was guy with ghetto fatigue.

by Shuddup Sean June 6, 2025

Ghetto Udon

Ghetto Udon is a recipe (presumably american) made by blending pasta (preferrably spaghetti) into fine powder first, then mixing it with eggs to form a dough. Said dough must be formed into a (preferrably pizza sized) circle (to anger the old gods of italy even more and putting a curse on your whole family for the next 15 generations), then cut into thick slices resembling japanese udon noodles (thus making them all have different size, this is important). These are then boiled in hot water and topped with tomato sauce and cheese (or any other sauce of your choosing, you monster)

I was fucked up high and made ghetto udon for my homies on evening. Even my best and most toelerant homies got all "Momma Mia" and startet beating the crap out of me - they made me swear never to repeat that thing ever again.

by Wermutstropfer July 12, 2023

Holocaust ghetto

Guelph Ontario canada

This city was nice in 2015 but by 2016 it turned to a Holocaust ghetto with the expansion of a punitive hospital claiming territory and preforming experiments on patients without consent or any form of patients discretion.

by Kae gr August 25, 2023