Dry Dock

verb VULGAR SLANG
gerund or present participle: dry docking - simulate sexual intercourse with (someone). More specifically, simulating anal sex.

Since my mast was too big for the slip, we had to dry dock.

by Captain Jermaine October 7, 2018

phantom docking

when a male has sex with a transgender male, and the males dick is where the other males dick would be if he still had it.

"idk man, i knew he had the surgery and all. but it still felt like his dick was still there. almost like i was phantom docking him"

by blueballsandstickyfingers October 23, 2018

Bird Doctor

Bird Doctor is mostly used by players from SCP Secret Laboratory, defined SCP-049. 'Cause 049 looks like a bird.

Player (Most Likely Class-D): Guys, run, Bird Doctor is coming.

by FunKodex December 8, 2018

sock docking

A gay man engaging in masturbation into a sock.

Can't get a boyfriend, try sock docking.

by avinabeer December 11, 2018

Rocker Doctor

A doctor of loose moral standing who frequents concerts, house parties, and hotel rooms (especially in cities known for partying e.g. Reno, NV). These individuals frequently perform minor procedures and provide illicit prescription drugs to attendees at these events.

The Rocker Doctor is on his way with the Benzos.

by PartykidXO December 14, 2018

False doctrine

When someone says some wacky shit that ain’t true, and you have to let them know it not right.

Person 1) my dicks 12” long

Person 2) that’s false doctrine

by Ryker Nelson February 16, 2019

Beaten Docket

A betting slip that has not won.

His wife find a beaten docket in his sky rocket and sent him down the road.

by ParadigmYoutube February 18, 2019