American Meatball

The moment of a porn video where, upon the male actor receiving the sacrament of oral sex, pulls his genitals out of the poor madame's mouth and proceeds to rub his testicles across her face whilst her tongue is outstretched.
Porn Director: "This scene is looking great! Let's close it out with some American Meatball action, give her a towel, and call it a day."
by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew December 03, 2022
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American invitation

When someone invites you to "Come over any time" without actually expecting you to do it.
When Bob texted Ned to find out what time to come, Ned suddenly became unresponsive and Bob realized that he had fallen for yet another American invitation.
by Spud770 April 25, 2023
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festive american

Oooh . . . festive american, I love it.
by The Rhinestone Aristocrat October 08, 2022
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Ask a American day

Ask a American day is when you can ask a American for anything another American can’t ask for anything anyone else from another country can and what ever the person ask you have to answer or do
Brit: hey it’s the 5th of June

American: so
Brit: it’s ask a American day

American: oh ok ask what want and I will answer or do it
by The realistic June 04, 2022
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All-American Weed Dog

When you roll dab wax into a thin hot dog shape, roll it in keef, then wrap it in ground marijuana. After, you wrap it with a blur wrap and get fucking zonked.
"Hey, do you wanna help me roll an all-american weed dog?"

"Nah, that shit's messy"
by BooAmGhost May 10, 2022
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american bidet

Taking a shit and then hopping in the shower and using the shower to clean off your butthole, preferably with a jet setting.
Yeah, toilet paper is a scam. I just hop in the shower and do the ol' american bidet and then use a little soap.
by Jobungus October 04, 2023
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