Vampire Beaver Duck

A platypus.

Platypus babies, also known as puggles, drink milk but since the mother has no nipples the milk is sweat out so the puggle will suckle on the fur like a little vampire beaver duck.

by HunterSMontana010921 March 27, 2025

two man duck duck goose

An obscure but quite common way to subtly tell your friend you want to engage in some homoerotic activities.

"Hey dude, you wanna come over and play some two man duck duck goose?"

by captain quacker June 30, 2017

feeding the ducks

A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.

"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"

by Youarealllame November 7, 2003

Duck Soup

Duck Soup is slang for a mixed drink made with a sports drink which originated in the 1980's after the invent of Gatorade.

Gordy mixed up a duck soup the way his dad taught him. It let's drink all day.

by Thicccboy October 6, 2020

Duck nugget

A duck nugget (although seems to be made out of duck) is a large chicken-nugget-like chunk of food. Which food? Why, moosen of course!!!(see moosen) The reason the creator of this Antarctican delicacy named it this, nobody knows (or, really) wants to.

Enjoy....

Wow, this duck nugget is dummy thick! How can I mow the lawn with it?

by DuckNuggetsScreechingAtMidnig October 18, 2019

Duck

A Fat head ass person who’s not very intelligent

You darn duck

by That gost May 7, 2020

chess duck

an annoying duck that blocks chess pieces from crossing.

pawn: WHY U block promote?
chess duck: QUAC
KUAC QUAKC

Pawn: *dies of cringe*

by psudonym? September 24, 2022