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muk town

A city north of Seattle, Washington. Otherwise known as Mukilteo. Full of privledged, affluent white and asian families. Boring beach town. Nothing to do. Home of Kamiak High School, an affluent white and asian school.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Muk town
Person 1: What’s that?
Person 2: The most boring town in the world my dude
by Monkeyisawesome May 19, 2018
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Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.
"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "
by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012
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Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness
You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”
by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022
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Leva Town

A place that a true leva goes when misbehaving
Dude, you are going straight to leva town for your actions
by mypouchitches December 23, 2024
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T-Town

A mythological place where relationships don’t exist and your girl WILL cheat on you.
Person 1- Yo I think your girl is letting the whole football team run a train on her

Person 2- T-Town.🤷 ♂️
by I am Omniscient December 21, 2024
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tre-town

An amount of narcotics, usually weed, that is sold for 30 dollars. Usually weighs approximately 3 grams.
ThiS wEeKenD WaS nUTs, i sMokED A tRe-TowN StrAigHt 2 thE FAcE. nO JoKe.
by tHat_tRe-ToWn_St0mP June 24, 2007
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Bed Town

Where all your dreams come true.
Dude Tommy be hittin up in bed town bro
by Muffin_Lord November 22, 2011
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