turtle eggs

when 10 guys each put their nutsacks in one man's butthole and ejaculate at the same time

hesus: dammn those turtle eggs last night are what keep me from committing suicide.

by the titty ytickler February 22, 2021

birmingham egg

Meal consisting of 5 scotch eggs cut in half and covered in masala sauce, served with a naan bread and/or chips (fries). Popularised by the b3ta newsletter in 2005, where it briefly became a viral meme.

Probably no longer possible to buy at your local chippy, but with only two ingredients it's easy to make at home.

"Hungry enough for a curry?"
"Nah, mate; just gimme a birmingham egg and let's bounce."

by Scatman Dan April 13, 2018

swass eggs

when your swass is so wet and hot you can hard boil eggs between your cheeks

It was so hot driving my car with no a/c and black leather seats I decided to make some swass eggs for something to eat when I got home.

by btothed June 30, 2008

Egg

chicken who has not arrived in this world yet

"i would like to devour the unborn" means you want to eat eggs

by sinaydrago April 18, 2025

aloe-egg-lily

She is a stupid idiot who is obsessed with Just Dance, Danganronpa, and many more. She has a Wattpad account too.

“Man, Aloe-Egg-Lily is such a simp.”

“I agree, she’s such a weirdo.”

by Aloe Soda October 27, 2020

Egg Jizz

(n). The clear, long, stringy goo of an egg white that hangs from a cracked egg shell. Nasty looking stuff that resembles a body secretion.

I was cracking eggs for an omelet into a mixing bowl. The third egg had some egg jizz hanging off the shell, not wanting to fall off.

by boggler January 24, 2019

EGG

Acronym for eat, goon, go to sleep though it can be used in a more versatile way where you substitute different words for egg.

I have a test tmrw so ima egg tonight

by Andoverdi June 19, 2025