by slick bin March 30, 2022
Get the Michael Barbermug. by Man guy4474 August 7, 2021
Get the Michael cultmug. Honestly I’m a MICHAEL and I can be a pretty big dick to people so if you are a depressed MICHAEL who is a dick too you ain’t alone
by The depressed guy January 2, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. by peteymcpeterton January 28, 2018
Get the Michael Marlowemug. by the peen splinter8945 September 16, 2019
Get the michael schaanmug. by anonymous August 25, 2025
Get the Michael Jacksonmug. Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
Get the Michael Minutemug.