Wars that happen on a playground, usually a school playground at recess period. They are wars between micro nations that claim land on the playground and some can turn violent. (I know that all too well.) They form a government with different ranks and military ranks, send out spies, and plan revolutions and alliances more often that you would think. They also slap names on places in the playground, buy land, and all that. The most important land is determined by how many battles were fought there. Me and my friends used to do this and there was a tall tower, everyone fought over it which resulted in a lot of violence.
by Дай№$&@*±|`£[ April 07, 2023
When a girls teeth are so bad, it looks like they are having a big fight in her mouth. Just like they are having a civil war in her mouth.
by Fencesitter June 20, 2009
The sexual act when 2 men interact nakedly with war paint on and proceed to tug or ferociously pull the others penial unit until one’s penis falls off pelvic bone at that point admitting defeat
The Pennsylvania War Tug concluded that when Charles cried out “Victory!” While brutally slapping Samuel in the face with his own genitalia
by justnothomo November 20, 2021
In 2023, a brutal war committed by Da Boyz to end floptok was started, with the help of Duolingo, Da Boyz thought they ate, but Jiafei and her army ended Da Boyz. Da Boyz, unfortunately, have a country called DaBoyzia
Jiafei: DaBoyzia is dangerous for Floptropicans due to discrimination after the Floptropican War of 2023
CupcakKe: Oh no
CupcakKe: Oh no
by TheYassifacationOfChildren April 14, 2024
After fisting and your hand is covered with blood and you slap a women on her chest or stomach creating a native "red war paw" print.
Wow mom! Looks like dads sending into battle after that bloody war paw! Weird! Why are you naked at bfast anyway!
by Halfface November 12, 2015
Football, Basketball, or Baseball games played between the rivalry of “The Woodlands High School” and “The Woodlands College Park” for the reigning title of the superior Woodlands Highschool.
“Are you going to the Woodforest stadium for the war of the woods? College Park is starting mugshot mickey”
by Likelyjuice July 14, 2023
Group of wanna be religious extremists. They believe high speed kit and shot timers make you gunfighters
Cringy Canadian reservists types who thinks Jesus loves terrorists
Cringy Canadian reservists types who thinks Jesus loves terrorists
by War Daddy Actual December 31, 2021