Free

Shit you get that other people pay for.

The state government is sending me to college for free.

by DanOgram June 5, 2018

tobacco-free campus

A college or workplace where the management falsely lures prospective students/employees by using deceptive wording on their property-rules signs.

Disgruntled newbie college student: Dag-blast this university and their "tobacco-free campus" signs --- here I'd thought they'd be giving away cigarettes to anyone who signed up for classes!

by QuacksO May 24, 2016

Free Luigi

An expression of frustration with the U.S. Healthcare system.

My insurance company just denied my claim, even though they said they would approve it. Free Luigi!

by Monnai December 12, 2024

practically free

When you tell multiple parties you are practically free, and the parties are unbeknownst to each other. This results in overlapping plans, being late, and most likely cancelling plans with some of said parties.

Nikita: Yo are u free to watch Monster this weekend?
Verd: Yea I'm practically free
Nikita: ... oh no ... Verd how many people do you say you were free to?
Verd: Oh only 5 - 10 people
Nikita: fuck so you're not free then
Verd: I'm practically free tho
Nikita: fuck you

by Radiotrophic Gint May 11, 2025

free the gouch

a phrase used by those who are victim blamers and think sexual harassers should be let free

Bob: "FREE THE GOUCH!"
Jeff: "You never get laid bro, do you?"

by anon1569 May 14, 2021

Free battle

Sort of an income of people that beg over twitter and have no real life.

the producer of free battles are wealthy people.

"Yo bro, give me a free, you won so much lol"

"loan? or a free battle?"

by kekbab January 15, 2020

free newspapers

another word for fire lighting material

He's not burning properly
chuck some more free newspapers on him

by The incredibly smelly jerry September 19, 2003