figurative dick

If someone has the figurative dick in their mouth, it means the more that they talk the less enjoyable your life is; just as the more someone giving a blowjob talks, the less enjoyable it is.

That Max kid is so annoying, he has the figurative dick in his mouth all day.

by tripleski6 April 25, 2010

drug dick

the useless shriveled up worm - unable to urinate or get hard - that hangs between a human males legs after the consumption of copious ammounts of ecstasy

I got the hottest fuckin girl in the club home and into bed but i had fuckin drug dick.

by bwrave March 3, 2009

Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.

MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL

by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007

dick prick

When you are wearing pants that have a zipper and you accidentally get the zipper stuck on your dick.

"Damn dude I just gave myself a dick prick."

"Yeah man don't you just hate those?"

by SwagAsian July 18, 2009

DICK RUDE

SOMEONE WHO IS OVERTLY RUDE. A PERSON WHO ACTS LIKE A DICK.

LACKING IN SOCIAL REFINEMENT.
A GUY WHOM MISTREATS A WOMAN HE IS DATING.

HE DIDN'T CALL ME ALL DAY. HE WAS TOTALLY BEING DICK RUDE.

by CFIL April 14, 2010

Dick Snort

The action of sticking a man's penis in someone else's nose.

Man! Bertha really did a good dick snort on me last night!

by Succ me hard May 30, 2017

Cherry Dick

Right after you fuck a virgin and you pull your dick out and it is covered in blood.

I got a cherry dick After I fucked this virgin my dick looked like a cherry because of all the blood.

by Irish Jew August 17, 2011