dick shitter

(n.)
One who receives anal sex and shits on the penetrator's dick either during intercourse or upon penile extraction.

Nah, you don't wanna fuck her in the ass, she's a major dick shitter.

by nickfinn November 10, 2008

drug dick

the useless shriveled up worm - unable to urinate or get hard - that hangs between a human males legs after the consumption of copious ammounts of ecstasy

I got the hottest fuckin girl in the club home and into bed but i had fuckin drug dick.

by bwrave March 3, 2009

Clit Dick

MALE FORM:A penis which is so small that it could be mistaken for a clitoris if the sac weren't underneath it.

FEMALE FORM: A clitoris that is either overly large naturally or has been altered by years of abuse to the point that it takes on the look of an adolescent penis.

MALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick."

FEMALE FORM: "Wow that's a clit dick." LOL

by Nicholas Tetrault April 28, 2007

dick prick

When you are wearing pants that have a zipper and you accidentally get the zipper stuck on your dick.

"Damn dude I just gave myself a dick prick."

"Yeah man don't you just hate those?"

by SwagAsian July 18, 2009

DICK RUDE

SOMEONE WHO IS OVERTLY RUDE. A PERSON WHO ACTS LIKE A DICK.

LACKING IN SOCIAL REFINEMENT.
A GUY WHOM MISTREATS A WOMAN HE IS DATING.

HE DIDN'T CALL ME ALL DAY. HE WAS TOTALLY BEING DICK RUDE.

by CFIL April 14, 2010

Frick A Dick

A term of great disappointment, sorrow, and/or anguish.

When you are sitting at a red light and you are held at gun point and were told to get out, then your car gets stollen you say "Frick A Dick!"

by Connie and Karen March 30, 2011

dicks up

instead of saying the standard 'thumbs up,' dicks up can be used to express a much greater emotion that goes along with a feeling of satisfaction.

after seeing that porno, i gave it two dicks up.

by huzzahhh December 7, 2010