Zee Mexican Car-Wash

When one eats a lot of Mexican food, takes a poop on someone's wind-shield and smears it all over the place. Usually an extreme form of revenge.

"Did you hear what happened to Sally's car?!"
"No, what happened?"
"Steve pulled zee mexican car-wash!"
"Ah gnarly bro!"

by supahhfah-reek July 22, 2012

tea cups and bumper cars

to have sex

so day-man, did you take the lady to play a little tea cups and bumper cars this weekend?

by nagode September 15, 2009

is that still in ya car

When you out and about and forgot something special in your partner car

Aye yo is my shoes is that still in ya car?

by Thajiggalo69 July 2, 2022

Googie Car Wash

A car wash company ran by cunts but they get the car clean nonetheless!

Guy 1: “I’m going to go wash my car at Googie Car Wash!!”
Guy 2: “Oh, that place full of cunts??!!”

by wakwawakawakawaka January 28, 2024

non-car

A certain object such as a bicycle or a skateboard that is used for transportation until parent's car can be obtained through slave labor and several hundred days' worth of begging.

Example A:
"PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAASE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM I'LL DO ANYTHING TO GET AWAY FROM MY NON-CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "*evil smile* Oh really?"

Example B:
"...and I coulda sworn I heard a little *ring ring* sound right before that last speed bump"

by died4me June 13, 2008

car faffing

Car faffing is the subclass of dogging involving purely homosexual men.

Where are Jon and Matt?

Oh, they are off car faffing like mad things.

by stoduk January 8, 2011

car-fiving

the act of 2 cars traveling in opposite direction and hitting their sideview mirrors in a was that appears that both cars are performing a high five.

do not turn right on the last street. there is a high risk of car-fiving

by BUTTBLAST3000, the waist band September 29, 2012