Snake Lunch

The lowest state of being a person can attain, far lower than merely becoming 'toast'.

He felt certain that, after the multiple convictions which were looming, the 'leading candidate' would be snake lunch.

by Monkey's Dad November 24, 2023

snake sucker

(pronounced snAY K ssUK r)
definition: someone who sucks up to snake all the time and acts like besties.

the sucker part is a reference to the way they always suck his dick.

“why us that person in vc with snake?”
“oh, theyre just a *snake sucker.*”

by #heterophobic September 28, 2020

Snake Farm

Large areas covered with little pieces of tire on the road/ interstate

Kids....look at the snake farm

by 81B August 19, 2018

Snake Farm

A Wedding ceremony thats done among adult males with the bride in the middle, slinging their snakes towards her.

Dude, we totally snake farm Alondras Wedding.
Yeah , she got snaked farmed

by BigNavy1988 September 02, 2018

snake slapping

When two gay men engage in smacking their penis' together when they have a disagreement.

Listen here bitch. We can settle this with a quick round of snake slapping.

by The adaptor January 01, 2015

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

Serbian Snake Fight

When two men with extremely long penises tie the two lengthy “snakes” together and proceed to watch porn. The first man to get hard and successfully break the other man’s penis is the winner.

e.g Holy shit man, last night I saw a Serbian Snake Fight and it was wild!

by macca1251 July 18, 2022