a fat wog usually around 1000kgs 5ft 2 on a good day with high heels ugly as but secretly has a massive 12 inch cock
by tc fidler February 16, 2022
Get the michaelemug. A male who can't get no girls and likes to play as a keeper in school but sucks and invites girls to his party but gets blocked instantly because he is busted
by olajide olajide November 25, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. michael ponce is not your typical michael. the last name means he has a horse cock. michael is a strong caring person with a funny but triggering personality. losing michael once will lose him forever
by psyyychadelicks April 30, 2022
Get the michael poncemug. A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!
by gorked February 22, 2024
Get the Michael Webermug. Michael is a man that I am deeply in love with. He has everything you could ever ask for. He is the definition of perfection. He may think otherwise, but he really is perfect. He's the best person you could ever meet. He's sweet, kind, and caring. He has everything you could ever ask for and a guy. There's so much to Michael. Too much to list! He's just overall amazing, and I hope he understands that soon.
"you're such a Michael"
"What does that mean?"
"It means that nothing can never be any more perfect than you"
"What does that mean?"
"It means that nothing can never be any more perfect than you"
by •°Raindrop°• April 30, 2022
Get the Michaelmug. mike is a small man boy who is obsessed with fire trucks. he is a wanna-be fireman who spends all of his time in the fire hall because he thinks he’s cool. he loves to harass me 24/7 ab almonds.
by noone7654 February 11, 2020
Get the Michael Alan Snellmug.