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Dragon Land

A mobile game that actually could've lived up to the standards of a Spyro successor that we should've been getting after the fuckery that's Skylanders and Activision's greed, but NOOOO. Socialpoint seems so stuck up on making the game for themselves and ONLY for themselves! Dragon Land gets the most bs updates that somehow make Ubisoft golden in comparison -- updates that make each episode shorter, updates that move levels to episodes you have to unlock with gems (the bs mobile kind), and updates that force half-day level-up times for when you max out your dragon -- all for the sake of "improvement." I don't know what's worse anymore - Skylanders, the game that fucked up one of PlayStation's rising stars, or this game, the game that could no longer make itself a good Spyro game if it tried.
Spyro: "You done fucked up, Dragon Land. YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME FEEL FREE, NOT FEEL THE BURN!"
by ShutUpImMe June 7, 2016
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Stuffed dragon

When a man or woman inhales smoke of some sort, then proceeds to give oral and blow the smoke onto the penis while sucking.
Holy shit, last night Becky gave me the stuffed dragon.

Nice bro what did she did she smoke .

She hit a bong.

Lucky bitch.
by Puff_dragon_receiver February 4, 2022
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blaze dragon

Someone who smokes all your pot.
I hated living with that guy. He was such a blaze dragon, an ounce wouldn’t last me a week if he was around.
by Adamius November 30, 2021
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Dragon Musker

Any individual who is part of the Dragon Musk crypto currency community and holds Dragon Musk Tokens.
Elite Community members display the Dragon Musk logo as their profile picture.
How did Elon afford that Lambo?
Oh that's right, he's a Dragon Musker
by Dragon Musker May 7, 2021
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Blue dragon

A pedophile that looks like if Jackie Chan had sex with fucking Michael Jackson and the he got shit out and got pissed on and vomited on and he’s also really good friends with Tony Lopez
Person1: my kids got raped
Person2: Let me guess blue dragon?
by I eat doge for lunch December 4, 2020
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Squatting dragon

She gave me that wacky squatting dragon
by coochtroop July 30, 2023
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Doubting Dragon

A phenomenon where someone believes they haven't taken a hit, because the draw was so smooth; resulting in the smoker performing the Doubting Dragon, where smoke billows from their nostrils and mouth whilst voicing these concerns.
*Takes massive hit*
Smoker: "Oh no, I didn't get anything!? Did it work??"
*Meanwhile, smoke is billowing out of their nostrils and mouth like a Doubting Dragon *
by sCotLandtheBrave December 29, 2016
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