Intuitive Parallel Parking

When you're blazed more than a trailer park redneck's ass on the 4th of July and it's too dark outside to see the cars you're attempting to parallel park between so you just let Jesus take the wheel and pray you don't hit anything.

Stoned shotgun passenger: Dude dude dude dude stop you're gonna hit something!

Stoned driver: Relax dude, I'm Intuitive Parallel Parking.

Drunk back-seat passenger: qaStaH nuq jay'?!!!

by BourbonDickanary January 8, 2023

Trailer Park Trifecta

One woman who has 3 children via 3 different fathers

That Ole girl is shootin for the trailer park trifecta!! I bet she hits by the end of the year

by Paulbunyon68 October 2, 2023

Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

park ridge police

ineffective flaccid cocked grade a idiots with their heads up their asses

oh, there's another one of the park ridge police officers, walking around the school with a gun again. let's go shoot up in the bathroom and then go get starbucks

by rattlehead November 12, 2021

merstham park school

this school has so many chavs. girls have their skirts so high their fannys are hanging out.

person 1: that girls saggy arse is hanging out

person 2: yeah she goes merstham park school.

by anonymous October 30, 2021

Car park juice

That gross water in the gutters and in puddles usually on roads, in carparks and on paths, usually has a putrid colour and smell and un imaginable floaties

I was walking through the car park yesterday and stepped in a puddle and in splashed stale car park juice all over my new shoes!

by Hotgirl6444 July 24, 2021

Parking lot sushi

When you eat a girl out in the side of your car, in a parking lot.

I had sushi in the parking lot last night, delicious. That was some good parking lot sushi.

by Mac L August 7, 2021