Some anonymous fellow that posts random things about music, and leaves many wondering whether or not he is being sarcastic.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
All of his definitions are negatively reviewed, which either means no one sees him for a joke, or I'm reading too deeply into this all. Real Gangsta constantly references how he works at McDonalds. Then again he seems to make very fictitious comments saying that Ja Rule is better than any Rock.
This critter needs to be carefully watched, so as we can decide what he is; A Death Metal, Classical, Classic Rock loving guy, or a pseudo-intellectual, homophobic, religion spiting, heritic hypocrite.
Our Poet Gloriet, Real Gangsta In Da House, On Jazz:
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."
...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."
... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"
... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"
Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...
"This is how every jazz song sounds like "KEEP ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN', ROLLIN'" That isn't music! That is crap! Go get some Ja Rule you old pensioners."
...On Classical:
"Classical music has no true emotion behind it. True lyricists like Nelly speak from the heart. Classical doesn't have any lyrics so you don't know what they were thinking when they wrote that filth."
... On Classic Rock:
"f you listen to the music carefully, you'll notice, yes it is true, NONE of it is computer generated. It's all guitar crap! Who wants to hear a Satan worshipping drug addict scream about 'I WANT MA DRUGGGSSSS, GIMMMEEEE MYYY DRRUGGGSSS!'"
... and finally on Gangter Rap:
"As every intelligented person knows, msuic MUST consist of the following things
1: Lyrics (Classical has none)
2: A beat (Jazz has non)
3: Computer generated sounds (Rock has none)
...
If you're not a townie and don't listen to Gangsta rap, that means you are a emo which means you must be beaten up and killed for being a miserable bastard.
Straight G fo life nigga!"
Sarcasm or sinisterly serious? You decide...
by Fierce Grape July 14, 2006
Get the Real Gangsta in da Housemug. by soccer dude May 18, 2006
Get the i was at your moms housemug. The only gritty and dangerous section of middle to upper class Rockville Centre, NY. Located on North Centre Avenue, it gets very shady here late @ night. Unsavory characters in hoodies congregate here. Just a few yards away on North Village avenue lies million dollar homes. The Rockville Centre Projects even have the token bodega in front of them right next to the Martin Luther King community center. Robberies take place here all the time and there was even a shooting out front back in 2007. Don't let people fool ya when they say Rockville Centre is 100% safe. These projects border the area of Lakeview which borders hempstead.
The Rockville Centre Housing Authority, TRANSLATION: " The Rockville Centre HOUSING PROJECTS are a dangerous place to hang around.
by The Punisher MAD MAX January 17, 2010
Get the The Rockville Centre HOUSING PROJECTSmug. Politically correct term for defecating after the inaguration of the United State's 44th president, Barack Obama.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
When you have to poop so bad it becomes your number one priority.
Randy pretended he was a Secret Service agent when he was escorting the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
Sorry dude, I got an important mission. I have to escort the Obama's to the White House.
by george takei October 19, 2009
Get the Escorting the Obama's to the White Housemug. that hoe was having problems with her pimp so now she's making crystal in a little house on the prairie
by G-Unit Gangsta April 24, 2008
Get the little house on the prairiemug. A good time house is a house that sells underage kids/minors alcohol illegally, because they know these kids should be able to get it legally like all the other kids on the planet.
by Dilawnspitshotfiyah May 26, 2010
Get the good time housemug. Expression used to describe a situation that has gone horribly wrong and ends very badly, based on the 2009 crash of an airliner into a house near Buffalo, NY.
Meeting my girlfriend's parents turned into a Buffalo House Party after they caught me staring at her sister's rack.
by Big Whiskey May 12, 2009
Get the Buffalo House Partymug.