TALL PEOPLE DAY 

On the 29th of October it’s national tall people day. The day the SHORT people get to bully tall people back :) on this day the short people get to kick or punch the tall people :)).

You: *kicks*
Them: what was that for

You: haha it’s tall people day

TALL PEOPLE DAY by Como estás¿ October 21, 2019

Rainy Day Hoe 

A person that is called upon even less often than your normal booty call; a slump-buster. The last resort.

Tommy couldn't get his usual fix from his normal booty call, so he was forced to call his rainy day hoe to get the job done.

Rainy Day Hoe by Dr. Craig August 1, 2007

memorial day 

A holiday to remember the fallen soldiers who have died for our country.

Happy Memorial Day to all the the soldiers who have given the ultimate sacrifice.

memorial day by Ajjohnson920 May 27, 2017

happy tree day 

When you are talking to someone and they don't happen to hear you or are spacing out, you say this phrase. It implies that they are like a tree and are impervious to their surroundings. Then, hopefully, they'll hear it and start paying attention.

I don't know if this phrase is used in English but I know it is used in Spanish. My Colombian friend used this when I didn't know she was talking to me. However, she said it in Spanish: "Feliz Dia del Arbol"

Person A: blahblahblah
Person B: *spacing out*
Person A: Happy tree day!

happy tree day by Flora H January 8, 2006

Anti-Valentines Day 

A holiday for those who do not enjoy celebrating Valentine's Day. This holiday is celebrated on February 15th with your closest friends and no significant others. You must make each other Anti-Valentine cards exhibiting for example: superheroes named Ichabod with suitcases.

"I hate Valentines Day, I'm sick of watching couples obnoxiously making out."

"Then come to Anti-Valentines day and wallow in sorrow and eat cake with us!"

Anti-Valentines Day by fred carpinski February 6, 2009

National cuddle day 

On April 11th you have to cuddle with someone you love for 20 minutes

Today is National cuddle day

National cuddle day by Moneymadesis May 24, 2018

national kiss/hug a short person day 

the definition of national kiss/hug a short person day~ occurs on every friday in december and you have the permission to kiss/hug any short person.

Aye dude, it’s national kiss/hug a short person day!

national kiss/hug a short person day by someoneeeee(: December 4, 2018