The COuntry Of China Is A Language Experts Called ""Ubilada'"

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 24, 2025

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“Call Google”

What a dumbass says

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.

by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

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You can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

A saying used when you’re trying to disguise one thing as another, and it’s blatantly incomparable.

Bob: I bought the same suit as Brad Pitt so I can look like him!
Tom: Bob, you can’t put a hat on a mouse and call it Abraham Lincoln.

by Beigepuppy01 June 14, 2025

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In the Old West, cowboys could be out the dusty range, for months at a time, they'd get mighty dirty. So they'd mosey into town with nothing but clothes on their backs and they'd need to wash 'em. So what they'd do is, they would go down to the creek and strip down until they were wearing nothing but their boots. They would keep their boot on, because of rattlesnakes. In order to warn people who were swimming that the naked cowboy was on his way. He'd yell or call: "Booty", "Booty". Hence "Booty Call"

Here comes again Mr. Johnson for another Booty Call. The last one was very dirty.

by FulgoreX January 7, 2020

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Vegas Called

When a suspicious or questionable officiating call in a sports game drastically alters the momentum or outcome of a game in a way that prevents any semblance of integrity for the game, but allows the sportsbooks to pocket all the money from the lost bets as a result of the altered outcome. Became a popular phrase after the NFL embraced gambling, following a favorable US Supreme Court ruling in 2018, and then the NFL broke the record for the most one-score games in a season, a couple years later.

Announcer: They called holding on the left tackle to erase the 53 yard gain, but I don’t know Jim, I didn’t see anything there warranting a penalty.

Other Announcer: Yea wild outcome, who could have expected the game would end this way!?

Every impressionable child: Look how cute Taylor and Travis are on the field together after Travis committed several penalties uncalled, and spent the pregame bullying the Ravens kicker and throwing his helmet and equipment across the field. SUCH a sweetheart.

Every other spectator around the world: Vegas called… bye bye money.

by ZmanIsTheMan3 January 29, 2024

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