"Man I got such a Skyrim boner, while my guy was licking out my ass on out flight to New York. It led to the bext hand job ever!"
by Neo Phoenix September 21, 2012
Get the Skyrim Bonermug. One whom gets angered over pre pubescent children over Eksbawks Live and resorts to fracturing beloved vidya gaems.
"That there Billy sure is a nigger boner when it comes to competitive gaming, sheesh..."
"That there Billy sure is a nigger boner when it comes to competitive gaming, sheesh..."
by BonerButt August 26, 2015
Get the nigger bonermug. In an all-male threesome, two men lay on their backs with their penises touching to create a "Double Boner." The third male, standing on an elevated platform positioned above the other performers, proceeds to do a backflip off of the platform. At the end of the rotation, the diver will land with the two penises engorged in his rectum successfully completing the "Double Boner Backflip."
Man 1: "Hey man, how's Kappa Alpha pledgeship at the University of Tulsa going?"
Man 2: "Well it was kind of boring until they made us do Double Boner Backflips with each other."
Man 2: "Well it was kind of boring until they made us do Double Boner Backflips with each other."
by User 156 January 23, 2017
Get the Double Boner Backflipmug. Pornographic genius made infamous in the 40-Year-Old Virgin by Paul Rudd's character, Dave. According to "Dave," it is a compilation video tape of all the best boner scenes from the summer of 2003. Usually watched in conjunction with Harry Twatter and School Of Cock.
Dave: "Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."
by N.J. Walz January 7, 2006
Get the Boner Jams '03mug. by Cruz Johnson September 14, 2010
Get the Ice your bonermug. Standard universal tool used to rate the respective flaccidity or turgidness of a male's genitals in any situation worth officially documenting:
1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.
1 Completely Flaccid
2 Stirring of the Loins
3 Beginning to Lift
4 Fun, Yet Floppy
5 Nursing the Perfect Semi
6 Veins & Details Appear
7 Hot to Touch
8 Rebounds to Hit the Stomach
9 Moves of its Own Accord*
10 Permanent Erection**
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*Must be able to perform one complete cock push-up.
**Only achievable through Viagra/Cocaine - requires surgical removal.
In England:
Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"
En France:
Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."
Josh: "Jesus man, does Max have a boner??"
Ross: "Aye, about a 6 on the International Boner Scale, no doubt"
Josh: "Yeah, I'd agree with that"
En France:
Jacques: "Zut alors! Max, a-t-il la trique??!"
Sébastien: "Ouais... Un six selon l'échelle internationale des érections"
Jacques: "Ben je suis d'accord..."
by shanghaiunderground September 10, 2009
Get the International Boner Scalemug. by asdfmotherfuckingamzee August 8, 2014
Get the hash-slinging bonermug.