someone who has no business riding a bicycle. Or even walking next to one. Watching them attempt to do so falls somewhere between a child's first try on two wheels or your 83 year old grandmother who happens to have Parkinson's disease ride a bicycle. Similar to the term "pushing mongo" often used to describe a skateboarder who pushes with the wrong foot.
Check out dude riding longo!!! He nearly got hit by that car then ran straight into the bus stop! Ha! Awesome. Idiot...
by gutteryuck15 March 28, 2015
Get the Riding longomug. A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.
by Bay Area Mobster February 28, 2012
Get the large ridemug. while riding a roller coaster, the wind is so strong that when you scream your spit flies out of your mouth and hits the rider in the seat behind you.
as I saw a guy come off the ride with glistening spit all over his shirt I knew he was on a spit ride
by ur mom 2266 May 24, 2016
Get the spit ridemug. by QueenieAUbaek July 2, 2023
Get the Zen Ridemug. When a male or female aggressivly rides ontop of a male during sexual intercourse, while yelling "HOG RIDAA".
by Cornelius feet pics October 7, 2024
Get the Hog ridingmug. When two Lactose intolerant men both eat an entire tub of ice cream then proceed taking turns riding each other's cocks until the rider sprays the ridee's crotch with a stream of diarrhea.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
The winner is determined by how kinky the couple is. The loser buys the anti-diarrhea meds.
Sorry I'm late to work today, Bill and I played Dick Riding Roulette last night and my stomach has been upset all morning.
by Banana_Snake February 25, 2023
Get the Dick Riding Roulettemug. Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
Get the magic office ridemug.