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social media tuner

A person who compares themselves to Competition motorsport engine & electronic calibrator. Typically known for social media popularity, disabling important engine fail safe parameters such as detonation (knock) sensors.

These individuals lack the mechanical and electrical experience of working on said competition vehicles. They do not own level C (or better) technician tool boxes, completely incapable of tearing an engine down & putting it back together to even the simplest OEM specifications.

Typically these “tuners” carry themselves with a high pride in their “flame maps” and “gapping” the competition. When they in fact cannot even gap piston rings properly.
If you need a knock sensor to tune a car you are just a social media tuner.
by OneKneeToe June 13, 2021
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Socialism

Socialism is a socio-economic and political philosophy invented by some drunk kid trying to get pussy in his Current Social Issues class at Devry University. Common proponents of socialism include men under 5'8" with curved penises, butthurt Turks and Iranians, people that are online for 10+ hours a day, retarded 19-year-olds with no life experience, and champagne progressive political figures who like to say socialist shit in media drive-by shots.

The definition of 'true' socialism and its historicity remain contentious topics of debate, but most definitions generally include the position that people should get to decide when they get to use the bathroom at work. Some proponents of socialism argue that it is whatever form of government "makes it so they can stop making shit with their hands and like, uh, just do internet stuff."

Despite common sense suggesting that socialism is antithetical to the driving forces of innovation, incompatible with modern meritocratic frameworks, incongruous with efficient resource allocation, prone to logistical inundation, contingent on everyone simultaneously becoming less self-important than its proponents, and reliant on the same collectivist principles that precipitated the worst living conditions and crimes against humanity in recorded history - socialists are certain that it's way better than the systems that took humanity from shitting in holes in the ground to palm-sized supercomputers with proto-AGI in 120 years.
Socialist #1: Oh my god, did you see AOC's "Tax the Rich" dress, hand-crafted by millionaire designer Aurora James, that she wore to the $35,000-per-ticket Met Gala? Soo socialism.

Socialist #2: She has my vote.
by fragi1e February 29, 2024
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social sales

Social Sales is the Process of Leveraging Online Platforms and Tools to Attract, Teach and Engage Targeted Buyers.
I use LinkedIn for my social sales activity to find my ideal prospects, identify shared connections and leverage existing relationships to get warm introductions and referrals.
by socialsellingal October 7, 2018
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Social currency

A disease you get from a public toilet seat while reviewing your Amex bill.
Bill got social currency at the restroom at the mall
by Tomba987Q May 24, 2011
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Social Banter

Social banter is jokingly making fun of a friend in a nice way n a social environment
When someone walks in late - "You're late!" "Oh the social banter"
by Robert_345 June 12, 2012
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social media groomer

A parent or adult who puts a child on social media for the purpose of exploiting them for their own social media benefit.
That family is a social media groomer, they're posting their kids on social media and coaching them through videos for their own benefit. Have you seen the Costco dad video? He's a social media groomer
by Joejoedinks February 20, 2025
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socially single

You are single to everyone else except your partner. If you still have all of the elements of a serious relationship, physical and emotional and both partners know. If the relationship isn't socially exeptable or forbidden but the partners keep it secret, but still act the same.
" You cannot date him!!! " she still does. Means socially single.
by Nakry December 13, 2015
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