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Sweet Potato

A sweet potato is when a thot plays your skin flute while your driving a tractor.
"Hey, whats up?"
"Not much, Just got a sweet potato. You?"
by St0rmTesticles September 12, 2021
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Potato

A Fun insult for your friend. Or anyone.
Wow, Maddison is a #potato lol.
by Akenf June 24, 2019
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The John's Potato

Similar to the bee's knees or the cats miaow.
Something awesome, cool or enjoyable.
Person 1: Have you been to that new restaurant??

Person 2: Yeah! It's the John's Potato!
by awesomemannn September 23, 2021
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scalloped potatoes

To masturbate using somone else's shit as lubricant.
" Me and the old lady tried scalloped potatoes last night. I got shit stuck in my pre hole."
by Shit guru June 30, 2017
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Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache August 26, 2013
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Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school
OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)
by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022
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Potato

A potato is an awful cheerleader who thinks they are good. These potatoes are happy to be potatoes. These "cheerleaders" struggle to excel. They are funny to watch. If you find a potato team, call them potatoes because they love it.
"Wow you're such a potato"
"Thanks we know. We love it"
by Straightfacts August 29, 2014
mugGet the Potatomug.

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