Ham Bone

A Ham Bone is an old phrase used for people who have a very high sense of themself. They will brag about how great they are at parties. Their stories get very old after various re-tellings. Most people have a relative who is a ham bone. They usually lack sincerity, but like to portray they do. Keep them away from your wives or significant others...
I recently saw Bruce Springsteen's One Man Broadway Show. What a Ham Bone.
by Fritz Katten December 28, 2018
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Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.
Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.
by Petesbeeps October 11, 2017
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phone bone

I just got phone boned...huh.
by Ereck Flowers May 03, 2019
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Oh yeah, no, this is totally a thing... basically when you’re very slight and dainty, pretty and elegant, sometimes your bones just protrude a bit too much, resulting in several complications:

1. Awkward knee clashing sleeping disorder: when you sleep on your side but your knees don’t fit together comfortably due to the protruding bones.

2. Rolling Hip Disorder: prevents balance during key yoga and Pilates positions.

3. Elbow Intrusion: the unpopular ability to really hurt people with your elbows.
“Have you see that girl, she’s got such bad Sticky Out Bone Syndrome (SOBS) she must cut her mattress.”

I can’t sleep, my SOBS is keeping me up.”

“Ouch, you and your SOBSing elbows!”
by Nototerror June 17, 2020
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Crazy Bones

a guy who gets a boner and goes on a fucking spree with every dog he sees when he's outside
person 1: I think that guy has the case of crazy bones!!
person 2: oh yeah I see it he's fucking every dog in the park
by UbearAq March 12, 2024
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T bone

1: When the last person hasn’t responded to your message
2: When you haven’t responded to the other person’s message
3: When the conversation ended a while ago
iMessages: Today 10:20pm
“T bone”
Mb bro
by Leftnutamni August 16, 2023
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T-Bone

The slayer of rapists in prison. If some guy is getting punked T-Bone will come in and save the day. T-Bones always have good hearts. In order for a man to be considered a T-Bone, he must be morbidly obese.
Person 1: Nigga, them dudes was on me bruh then T-Bone came and beat their ass.

Person 2: You was being raped? Nah nigga you gay
by Nihcka January 25, 2018
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