March 7

March 7 is the “national slap ur girlfriends ass day” meaning u can slap ur girlfriends ass as much as u want and she cant say nothing about it.

Boyfriend: *slaps girlfriends ass*

Girlfriend: Ahh ur lucky i cant tell u to stop because its March 7!
Boyfriend: Heh

by Slap ur gfs ass day! March 6, 2022

March 3rd

March 3rd is national ugly ass sister day

March 3rd is such an annoying day

by March 3rd March 2, 2023

March 26th, 2008

The best day ever. This was when Creo made his channel.

March 26th, 2008 was when Creo made his channel.

by ChaotiaX April 29, 2023

March 6th

National Edge Your Straight Friend With A Girlfriend Day

You: Yo bro, you know what day it is?
veiny ahh dih friend: yeah homeboy its March 6th😈😈

by SkibidiGooner62 March 1, 2025

March 11

Act like you fell in love with everyone day

You: Hello (name) you look very pretty today, and mighty fine
(Name): What the frick are you doing

You: Today is act like you fell in love with people day!
(Name): OH March 11...right heh

by Marphmellow January 31, 2022

March 12

March 12 the day of the gamers. The most cracked at gaming in your friend group gets to demand 1 small thing from their favorite person in the friend group.

"I won the gaming contest and yk is march 12" :insert wink emoji:

by Mooflin >:) March 11, 2022

March 9th

National Leg Shaking Day

“yo did you know its March 9th”
“yeah man go get your girl, National Leg Shaking Day”

by mepswim March 9, 2020