jake treanor is essentially a sick cunt. If the system is ever corrupt he will fix it. He is smart, funny, lovable and a genuine person. Jake is the type of person that you want to be around constantly. Although jake treanor's muscles are huge, he is humble and awesome at rapping. If anyone tried to pick a fight with jake they'd loose.
by your daddy6969 June 05, 2017
Someone who is such a virgin man-whore that every time they talk to a girl its classified as flirting. People who are classified as A-jake-ulate's are secretly gay but refuse to admit it.
by Gonkasaurus March 16, 2018
by zaddbruh January 15, 2022
thinking that he loves his girlfriend more than she loves him. because he is so wrong this is an opinion. she loves him an enormous amount forever and ever! (also an opinion because it is not in the book of proven facts page 69 paragraph two sentence three).
jake-"i win these love battles so easily"
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
(is jakes opinion because he is wrong)
cause the love is equal:)
by yourmuff<3 January 31, 2011
Ay any one seen a jake ryder
Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back
It’s definitely jake ryder
Yea he’s just drank a bottle of jack daniels and got 3 girls on the go out the back
It’s definitely jake ryder
by Shshshsg October 17, 2019
by Cino May 29, 2022