ghetto clarinet

A sex act in which a man inserts a kazoo into his rectum while his partner takes the tip of the man's penis into his or her mouth and mimes playing a clarinet. The man should do his best to fart out a tune while making sure not to shit into the kazoo.

Did you see Tara at last night's party? She played 'Oh When the Saints Go Marching In' on Billy's ghetto clarinet.

by Smelly Randolph March 17, 2016

Geezer Ghetto

Age restricted retirement community

I don't want to live in some Geezer Ghetto where you have to be ancient to get in.

by Baby KaBoomer April 5, 2025

Ghetto

Description of someone who initiates violence or violates property rights.

That girl that started the fight is so ghetto.

by PoopypAnts August 27, 2015

Ghetto Race

Ghetto race is an extreme sport
Where you race through a ghetto with a kkk mask on yelling racial slurs trying not to die

Joe: NIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*Shots*
Pete: how was the ghetto race
Joe: Well i ran through a ghetto yelling racist stuff and survived, so well i guess

by Nibjit December 11, 2019

ghetto laugh

a laugh that says "i got one over on you"

she insulted him and followed it with her ghetto laugh.

by slugger bob October 13, 2010

Ghetto buffet

All you need, all you can have.

Delicious!!
"Nothing tops ghetto buffet"

by Ben 55 November 18, 2020

Ghetto Camping

A term that refers to sleeping in your car after getting in an altercation with a roommate, family member, or spouse.

My mom made me mad so I went ghetto camping.

by Arealnigga1738 March 24, 2025