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Grating the block

Being cheesy/corny.
“You’re really grating the block with that dad joke there, buddy!”
by Mr. Chernobyl February 22, 2020
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Cock block

A person who, sometimes repeatedly prevents someone from having any chance of getting laid.
This can be intentional, or an unintentional cock block.

The cock blocker manifests themselves in many forms. Shape Shifters some say.
Some examples are:

Friends, roommates, children, or in-laws
"My daughter has been sleeping in my wife's and I's room allot lately.
She's still little, and doesn't realize the cock block she is"
by Skisonice September 30, 2022
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Snoodle Block

When the tremendous girth of the snoodle-ee far exceeds that of the foreskin of the snoodle-er, thus inhibiting the attempted snoodle
Clayton got snoodle blocked when he tried to snoodle Bubba's giant pecker.
by roman12121212 September 17, 2016
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Cock Block

(Cock Block) Is when you block a person on social media by sending them a picture of your cock.
by TheUltimateSimpNigha November 21, 2020
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Sock block

Prevention of dual foot massage completion, Sock block occurrence happened due to an interruption of a massage prior to sock removal due to relationship status
She was getting some rub rub action when a friend proclaims 'stop everything! That's Jesse's girl!' A foot goes flying and no feet are rubbed that night. She had an altercation involving a full on Sock block!
by Kit Bigcannons November 27, 2022
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block thrower

...a co-worker or peer who is so lacking in talent or skill that the only abillity this person has is to impede the progress of anyone else showing talent, skill or motivation.
Term is from behavior recognized in young siblings who throw blocks in front of younger siblings to impede them from learning to walk
Joe is so lazy and worthless...he is a block thrower...all he has done all week is get in my way!
by blockthrower September 21, 2010
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Doc blocked

To request a document from a website only to have it respond with "access denied".
I was trying to download the notes for class from the professor's website but I was totally doc blocked.
by habitmelon December 28, 2010
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