Sand Bag

When, with the purposeful intent of leaving heirs in foreign countries; a man misleads a native lass to sex on the beach, near-climax, he rips of the condom, ejaculates while simultaneously heaving sand in her eyes and disappearing into the night.
leave country immediately.

yeap, ive got me nigh on, 30, 40 children by my sand bagged brides

by hoesnotshmoes October 20, 2010

doosh bag

a phrase that idiots use who can't correctly spell the word "douche"

"Ur a doosh bag"
"you spelled it wrong..."
"i call it doosh"
"you're an idiot."

by RamenNoodles452 April 11, 2010

scum bag

1) A piece of shit drug dealer or low life anywhere in the US.

2) Specific to New England the scum bag is a heritage. Defined as a way of life or description of somebody.

A New England scum bag will:

Smoke cigarettes at an early age
Vandalize property
Kill animals
Listen to heavy metal
Have no regard for school, people, or life
Use drugs (mostly Marijuana but also hard Meth use)
Own a truck or some large vehicle
Own lots of land, guns, and live near woods
Occasionally deal drugs
Frequently break the law
Smoke a Cigarette down to the filter to get as much a high as possible out of the 'bacco
* A lot of New England scum bags will surprisingly succeed at alot of things

Alex: Yo, dude. That bud you sold me was the shit! Anyway can you steal some Cig's from the mini-mart? Oh, and some condoms.
Ryan: Shut the fuck up man, ill fucking kill you. Were gonna score some booze tonight man, you in?
Alex: Nah, me and my cuz are gonna smoke some crystal and joy ride down by the power lines.
Mason: Whispers* hahah! alex is such a scum bag

by sweetdream420$ November 30, 2010

bag piping

The art of giving a blow job, rubbing his balls and humming.

When I gave my wife a little drop-in action, she started bag piping me

by mug z July 9, 2012

Onion Bag

1)Extremely large scrotum

2)Football goal netting

1) I've got a proper onion bag

2)I wish that stupid pundit would stop using the phrase "onion bag"

by Football Pundit March 12, 2009

Doggy Bagging

The act of inserting the scrotum into an orifice (vaginal or anal) during doggy style sex.

If only one testicle is inserted, it is termed a Lance.

Ted: Ever tried doggy bagging?
Bill: Dude, I totally doggy bagged my girlfriend last night.
Ted: Excellent! One or two?
Bill: One ... I Lanced her.

by Daggy Bogans September 27, 2010

tool bag

Someone who thinks of themselves as a higher and more important being.

Dude, that guy Dan Emmons is such a tool bag. He talks shit about everyone even though he's a failure at life

by Bill O'Donnell January 16, 2009