Greasy Vagina 

Greasy: Oily, Slippery, Wet, Slimy

Vagina: A black hole which may gobble and swallow someones protuding organs, such as a male poking device.

MALE 1 : did you fuck that girl last night

MALE 2: yes, mmm it was so gooood....she has the best greasy vagina..
its like KFC!

MALE 1: was it finger lickin' good?

MALE 2: yeahhh dude...had to use freshen up after too!

MALE 1: shabba!

Greasy Vagina by KFC. April 9, 2010

Bear Claw Vagina 

A vagina that a girl has inserted the devise that clamps down on a man's penis in a woman's vagina if her hormones are going too crazy while she's having sex, to prevent rape. Mostly used by extremely paranoid girls.

"Oh she's wearing that warning sign that she got a bear claw vagina, i won't rape her!"

Bear Claw Vagina by Alec Jay April 17, 2009

Captain Vagina 

A guy who just had his first Sex-Ed class and thinks it's ok to say vagina.

Dude 1: Awsome! I can say vagina now without getting yelled at.

Dude 2: Man, you're being such a Captain Vagina.

Captain Vagina by Shitpie June 4, 2007

like a vagina 

a response used to single out the friend (who is not really a friend but a person u make do the crap u dont want to do)at a random part in time in any conversation. does not have to be relevent to the conversation.

hey steve u see the packers game?
the packers suck!....like a vagina(to the "friend")

like a vagina by pimp monkey 6900 October 2, 2006

platypus-vagina blumpkin 

The origins of this blumpkin is debated by scholars. Dr L Funkenstein of New York's Blumpkin Institute believes it had its origins with the aboriganees of Australia. While taking a squat in the creeks of Australia and being serviced by their significant other the vaginal lips became enlarged and turned blue because of the coldness of the water. This resembled the bill of the duck billed platypus. Hence the name platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Uch tat nich far platypus-vagina blumpkin.

Translation from Aboriganee: Holy shit, look at the size of that platypus-vagina blumpkin.

platypus-vagina blumpkin by Niggity Nate August 10, 2006

sandy vagina 

male pms, bitchy, or just being a dick for no reason.

My friend Dan has been acting wierd, i think he's got a sandy vagina

sandy vagina by juice0530 August 6, 2008

Back Vagina

butt, ass, buttcrack, butthole

"Omg that chick has a huge ass"
"Yeah I wonder what she feeds her back vagina"

Back Vagina by Aeroo December 21, 2008