turd driver

Another term for plunger

Person a: where is your turd driver
Person b : what
Person a: plunger A PLUNGER

by Binickle May 24, 2016

Turd Culprit

Someone who uses the toilet brush to force their turd down and leaves chunks of shit on it!

I just about vomited all in the girls bathroom... I was cleaning the toilet and the toilet brush was covered in shit! It was aweful.. That damn turd culprit strikes again!

by Turdo maestro July 31, 2021

turd whisle

First of the morning turd

I took a turd whisle this morning.

by Sporty75 October 08, 2023

Douche and Turd philosophy

The idea that every election is between a giant douche and a turd sandwich. Especially applicable to the United States.

'i believe in the Douche and Turd philosophy"
"What is that?"
"I'm voting between a giant douche and a turd sandwich!"
"That's how it always is!"

by EG FRESH November 14, 2021

Fur Turd

A condition that occurs, when hold you poop so long it starts to grow fur.

Dude... I got to find a rest stop. I’m growing a major fur turd. || OR || Bridget’s being a real grump. Maybe she’s pregnant with a fur turd.

by ZGalanis December 23, 2020

Turd dinter

Someone who likes to be the giver in anal sex.

Person 1- Hey, she let me take it up the poo pipe last night!
Person 2- Wooooo you turd dinter.

by Pip-squeak February 04, 2021