turd guard

Someone who guards against turds

Usually wares brown with an umbrella and a turd hat.

The turd guard failed his job when a huge turd fell on his boss.

by Your maternal figure May 23, 2017

Hollis-turds

A group of middle aged men who wear Hollister clothing in an attempt to be 'hip' and 'cool'

"Walked into work today and half the guys were in Hollister clothing... What a bunch of Hollis-turds!"

by Gopster-2k16 September 15, 2016

Fudgy turd sickle

That little bit of poop stuck going down the toilet that your to lazy to clean so it lives there forever now

"My fudgy turd sickle is so big now, but I'm way too lazy to scrub it.... His names Jerry"

by Urban stalker 😏 June 10, 2023

turd forsaken

turd holds itself together better than this
it is below turd
turd has abandoned it

i really don't like this turd forsaken place

by jasonSkeen April 10, 2023

occupy turd street

going to the bathroom

I'll be right there in a couple minutes, I gotta occupy turd street

by Howboycat December 25, 2023

Turd Jerker

Any truck used to pump out septic tanks and porta john's.

Hey ,check out the new turd Jerker !! It's got shit and flames painted on it now !!!

by Hurley74 February 26, 2021

turd bender

When you let one go and it's bending when it's coming out. it's like it doesn't know any better because it's just a turd. -V.O.

That guy in the box at the end of the street is a turd bender.

by V.O. May 27, 2017