Cyber Tea Bag

The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.

Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.

Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.

by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010

tea party

when you gather around and have a giant orgy with your buds

do you guys want to have a tea party on saturday at my house??😉😉

by luca12345 December 27, 2023

Tea

An amber coloured liquid responsible for the expanse of the British empire and a large number of yellow teeth.
Many battles were fought in the name of this addictive drink.

E.g.
Fancy a cuppa tea, luv?

by Harock28 April 22, 2021

Tea Alarm

The siren-like alarm which rings 2-3 times per day in the United Kingdom, reminding every person to drop everything and have a cup of tea. In some areas, ignoring a tea alarm is considered an offence and you may be liable to prosecution.

“Oh my god, the tea alarm is going off!”

“Quick, put the kettle on!”

by averagedyke242 December 9, 2023

American tea

Shitty af "tea" no one knows how to make properly

Have you tried that American tea I dont think it's that nice

by Bobesha June 25, 2020

Tea

The modern word for gossip. To “spill the tea” is to share the gossip with people.

Person 1: Girl, I got so much tea from Jessica yesterday! You’d never believe what she told me.
Person 2: Ooh, spill the tea, sis!

by IziMarie November 1, 2018

Tea

The liquid we do not force you to drink if you are unconscious.

‘Would you like some tea?’
‘No, I am unconscious’

by sallywally9001 February 26, 2022