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ninja

a person that you have a crush on
girl 1: i can't find that ninja anywhere!
girl 2: who?
girl 3: that totally hot guy she has been crushing on.
by bizzy5454 July 28, 2011
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Ninja turtled

When a person get siblings to fight someone
Guy 1: yo josh got jumped yesterday
Guy 2: yeah heard he got ninja turtled
by Generally-Sheev September 27, 2018
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wedding ninja

An service worker generally at a wedding or event, that will continually monitor all plates out. And if left unattended for 15 seconds said plates will be taken and your food will be lost

Originally coined by ponzi
The wedding ninjas took my plate again. I was gone for 10 seconds
by OG Ponzi March 31, 2021
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ninja pick

A ninja pick is when someone tries to discretely pick their nose without anybody noticing.
Everyone notices though.
Sam: Stop ninja picking in the corner we can all see you!
by FATALATOR November 21, 2011
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Nintendo Ninjas

Heavily Trained Employees in Black suits following the traditional ninja-yoroi, they will not stop until all ROM's are eliminated. When they complete their mission, they seemingly get back to Nintendo HQ.
Hey Bob! I just downloaded Paper Mario: Sticker Star for absolutely free!

Jeff, you know what happens when you download free ROM's.

What?

Jeff, The Nintendo Ninjas, they won't stop until you're dead, I should leave.

Bob wait!
by Don't click this January 11, 2024
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Grill Ninja

1. A culinary master who's highly skilled in the kitchen.

2. A philosophy of creative endeavor where your mind is sneaky and does unexpected things and then you execute that unknowable intent with skill and ability. It can be cooking - but also art, dancing, your taxes, expressing the thing you are afraid to accomplish. You must embrace your foolishness, but practice at being a skilled fool to do it right - as if you danced with spatulas well enough to impress people. It is a way of learning to be a master, true mastery comes with mastering who you are.
1. Man, Tad had that barbecue and not just made ribs and salmon for that homeless shelter, but also one first place in the sauce contest! What a Grill Ninja!!

2. Oh snap! I was at the bank having the worst day and then this guy came by doing some kind of Flamenco dance with a wizard hat, twirling a spatula, in a red suit. He looked at me and said, "I am a Grill Ninja, and This is the Way." He danced his way around a corner and I never saw him again. It made me feel like I could be myself, and it made me feel alive.
by Grillninja February 14, 2023
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dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce

Japanese tryhard name to scare players in games. There is a meme of that
Me naming my self "忍者ソースの恐竜歯ブラシ" to scare other players

Japanese guy in the server wondering why my name is "Dinosaur toothbrush with ninja sauce"
by 0zKth December 12, 2022
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