seder's mom

1) the jewish meal at passover
2) the ultimate and hottest thing ever created (gods gift to males and lesbians)

"yo kive, your about as corn as seder's mom"

by skeeeeeet April 23, 2005

Hockey Mom

1- A mother who takes their children to hockey games and is very competetive

2- A pit bull with makeup

Hockey moms are known to make bad Vice Presidents of anything. Particularly large country.

Sarah Palin thinks that she can fool us into thinking she's an average citizen with her "hockey mom" BS. What a TOOL!

by UrbanDickhead January 20, 2009

Step Mom

Aka “Bonus Mom”

Marries a man with children and because she loves said man so much, she adopts his kids into her heart and puts up with a lot of backlash because of it such as BM hating her existence and forcing children to do the same. Step moms are saints but are often not allowed to make important decisions for the children or love them despite step mom’s love and adoration for said children.

Her step mom gives her hugs and tells her she loves her so much. What a lucky kid to have such a loving step mom!

by WanderingTAPdancer September 24, 2018

Unicorn mom

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys cannabis, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

As well as

“A mother who’s not perfect, enjoys alcohol, has a sense of humour and couldn’t care less what you think.”

I am a unicorn mom but instead of alcohol I enjoy cannabis. Its all good!!

by Lucie Bee February 17, 2020

elizabeth's mom

fat ass bitch who will never shut the fuck up about ++++++++++. this bitch needs to shut the fuck up about people!!! who the fuck is she to start shit about people and she needs to shut the fuck up about sayin shit about some1 in her daughters class mind her own fucking business!!!!!! fuck u bitch!

elizabeth's mom is such a mother fuckin bitch!

by demi bobbete April 14, 2008

Frenchies Mom!

An attractive older french woman who happens to sleep with all her sons school friends.

Frenchies Mom! has got it going on. Oh my gosh look at that frenchies mom!

by Sam Ardankser December 6, 2006

mom hips

Having hips that stick out and make your body look uneven, kind of like your typical soccer mom, unlike regular nice hips, these in particular are weird looking and unattractive.

"Damn did you see Hannah in those jeans?" "Ugh yeah she got some mom hips like a soccer mom."

by Sovietmobile February 28, 2017