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Mary's Cancer

A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.

The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.

Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"

Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
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mary tappers

It is a complete insult calling someone a mary tappers. It signfies stupidity and idioticy
You're such a mary tappers you piece of crap.
by julianabove February 17, 2018
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Mari

He is a very chill person , he’s chill with the lady’s , he smokes and he’s cute
Mari is cool as hell
by Geisnekrmern March 20, 2021
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St Mary's

St Mary's is a school of female
by Greg Heffley the real one March 8, 2022
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alicia marie willis

Is smart,cute, funny she acts innocent but she gets around.😂😂
by Workshard1234 December 20, 2016
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Mary June

sex addict. innocent and cheerful but has weird fetishes. good friend. another word for horny
"Horny? You must be a Mary June."
"Yes sorry, I'm a Mary June."
by Lilymothy June 8, 2021
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Mari

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, creative, talented, psycho, cute fat cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever. actually.. the only one of her kind.
by Dollfacee December 31, 2020
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