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to wash your mouth with lemon juice

to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma November 1, 2014
mugGet the to wash your mouth with lemon juicemug.

mouth punch

To punch another individual with your mouth, on their mouth. Can also be called "kissing".
"God, Matt is so fucking hot I just want to mouth punch him."
by munchies4urbass January 24, 2014
mugGet the mouth punchmug.

balls in ur mouth

by anonymous August 5, 2023
mugGet the balls in ur mouthmug.

dust in yo mouth

your friend leaves u in da dust.
(jaq) bruh, bite da dust!!!! (you) no, bruh. (jaq) fine, im leavin. bye (you) noooo (jaq) srry theres dust in yo mouth
by NBLKHP May 19, 2018
mugGet the dust in yo mouthmug.

putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them
boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on? That sure would be nice.

kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later,
by Sexydimma October 1, 2013
mugGet the putting words in the horse's mouthmug.

Mouth shower

A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
by Abong has tiny shlong April 18, 2021
mugGet the Mouth showermug.

Chewing with both sides of your mouth

Wait what!? I can't you fucking idiot. There's a hole in my tooth!
Hym "You have got to be fucking shitting me, does NOT chewing with both sides of your mouth contribute to TMJ!? Well what in the fuck am I supposed to do about that now you son of a bitch!? God damnit. Oh and does my concern for the spontaneous increase in the severity of my symptoms insult you? Is it not worth your time? Fucking prick."
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
mugGet the Chewing with both sides of your mouthmug.

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