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Stevens Middle School

Rectangles, circles, ovals, triangles, and E.
by BiB NiBBa June 15, 2018
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Mountain View Middle School

This school is the perfect school if you would like to get lice, a migraine, depression, anxiety, etc! The kids suck and the staff is even worse but that A ok because the teacher doesn't care at all! Thunder is the best 6th-grade team ninja is the WORST 7th-grade team and Earth had potential but Castle ruined it Ice and Ocean are pretty ok. The girls gossip 25/8 and the wanna-be popular guys are just ick. Anyways, If this didn't sell you to come to this school what are you waiting for? sign up now!
by classof2028 February 5, 2024
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merrick avenue middle school

Merrick Avenue Middle School also known as mams is wear foster children go to school when they find out what sex is and all the desperate girls at mams will aboustley finger and fuck a 5 year old
You hear about that foster child that got fucked by a Merrick Avenue Middle School Girl?
No but i wouldn’t doubt she was a separate one
by Fuck MAMS November 7, 2021
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Colonial Middle School

Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
Colonial Middle School made me develop PTSD
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hicksville middle school

mr wallace is rude you also get dress coded for the dumbest things. there are very very bad kids and they smoke alot
me: you should go to hicksville middle school

tom: no def not
by smallboop November 7, 2021
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Pearl Middle School

Person 1:So what school you go to?

Person 2: Pearl Middle School

Person 1: *gaydar goes off*
by Bust.a.left.nutzz. January 2, 2019
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lewis and clark middle school

a school in Omaha Nebraska full of idiots, homophobes, and shitty teachers. theres another one in bellevue but nobody really cares about it.
Student 1: what middle school do you want to go to?
Student 2: Lewis and Clark middle school! :D
Student 1: ew
by ohgoddontaskwhojoeis October 8, 2019
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