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jake bratcher

by Ballsaresoft February 19, 2018
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Jake Paul

Hating Jake Paul gives him more money
by MiroTheMan January 15, 2021
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Jake

His intimidating, strong side, is used to protect you, his charming, handsome, and dare I say, sexual side is used only in private. He makes you feel more than alive and will spend his days with you. If you come across a Jake, don't let him go, ever.
Girl one: who is that hottie 😍
Girl two: oh that's jake, casually strutting his perfection
Girl one : oh. Is he single?
Girl two: Not anymore! Bye bish!
by Jake 😍 April 17, 2019
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Jake

a fat homosexual guy who loves getting pegged by his brothers massive cock
man dude your really acting like a jake
by temchip December 23, 2021
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jake

Jake, big eyes and looks sort of like a lizard almost every girl has liked him at one point. He seems like a fuck boy and he kind of is but when you see his true colours you see that his life is depressing. don’t date a jake cause he’ll cheat. Apparently he’s hot aswell
girl 1: jake is SO hot
girl 2:girl we’ve been knew
by gosssssipgirl September 22, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a 6'5 245 specimen of a man who often will take your woman and bend over with his 45 inch cock. People sometimes will wonder how that's fits in his pants🤔 he has to wrap it around his waist about 20 times. Did i mention how he is 0% body fat and jacked beyond belief.
by BertIsThatNigga February 12, 2024
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Jake

Jake is the best boy you can face. You will be friends in quite a few days or if a girl, fall in love with him. He's very talented! He's an artist and a musician. Jake probably plays piano. He's cool, atlethic, muscular and likes perfection. Jake is never angry and always solves problems.
Boy 1: I wish I was a Jake.
Girl: Imagine he was with me.
boy 1: He's to cool!
by Cookie.moster123 March 24, 2021
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