Chinese Finger Trap

Where two men insert the same rod into their respective penises. When the rod is fully inserted and the two men start docking, creating the Chinese Finger Trap.

"I did a Chinese Finger Trap last night."
"Sick, how was it?"
"Bloody!"

by Peryite May 4, 2021

Optimization Trap

When trying to improve everything actually makes life worse. The endless tweaking, tracking, and hacking that leaves you more stressed than before. Productivity apps, fitness gadgets, even parenting advice—sometimes “optimizing” just optimizes the anxiety.

I bought five different apps to manage my schedule, and now I don’t have time to do anything. Classic optimization trap.

by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 4, 2025

Nicaraguan Finger Trap

The plausible situation when you're an inch in your mom and you're dad is an inch in you and you have to make a tough decision to try and escape.

"John got out of the Nicaraguan Finger Trap by moving forward, apparently he really hates his mom."

by Backpacktrack May 24, 2025

trap

Fuck trap listen to DRILL instead

trapper i listen to trap

Driller (stabs trapper)

Trapper (dies)

by sansisgod November 26, 2020

ybn cappo and trap meets

The worst plug in Lawrence

“Bro Ybn cappo bud is trash

“I know and his runner trap meets thinks he got exotic “ Ybn cappo and trap meets are trash

by Nastolit September 9, 2020

Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

Night Trapping

The practice of being very angry about or offended by something you have no experience with, coined after the general outrage towards the Sega CD game Night Trap, which was painted by politicians and protestors at the time to be a game about hurting women, when in reality the game is about using security cameras to protect teenage girls from vampires.

Regardless of how many people reconsidered their statements after watching it, the public response to the ad campaign for the movie Cuties is always going to be my go-to for showing somebody what Night Trapping is.

by eeeonieeonieeeoni June 16, 2024