Do I Have an Audience?

An original by Holly ensuring that everyone she is speaking to is listening.

Group is chatting… Holly: “Do I have an audience??”

by legacyvillage December 5, 2024

i been have

Used by illiterate teenagers that can’t speak English properly.

I been have this on for long time

by Namethisword February 24, 2020

fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt

A fool-proof phrase that will instantly reset a distorted pattern of speech/stutter during a conversation.

"So I told Uncle Jay th-th-th.. fuck it, I'll have a yoghurt, that I didn't care for his choice of song"

by Jellybelly0 October 31, 2021

I don't have words

Literally.as it sounds. Expression used when someone is shocked and dismayed about something.

"I don't have words"is what ariana grande said
After the shootings at the concert in birmingham england

by 4realazitgits March 18, 2021

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

snakes have legs

False information that is typically found and spread on the internet. It is a reference to the "SNAKES HAVE LEGS" video made by Danny Casale.

"Dude, did you hear that people with blonde hair are 34% more likely to spontaneously combust?"

"I don't know man, it kinda sounds like snakes have legs."

by 1yearexpired July 30, 2024

when i have time

Synonym for 'never'

Person 1: Are you ever going to help me with my homework?
Me: When i have time

by Peddebol June 29, 2017