Five Pound Trout

The largest most massive single turd imaginable, along the size and shape of a very big fish. Its so big, it sticks out of the water.

Dang it Bob, you left a five pound trout in the toilet without flushing it down. If you want everyone to see your masterpieces, send them to the Louvre!

by IFSATG March 26, 2021

Filed the pan

The art of taking the biggest shit in the history of man kind, to the extent that no water is left visible in the pan on the toilet

I regret that curry last night, I just filed the pan

by rjd99 April 6, 2021

five

the five is the most valued number being used for clock time, and uh... other things. fun fact! five is the most even odd number but six is the most odd even number.

P1 'Five shots of rum and i'm gone.'
P2 'Dude. we've been here for four hours. this is your eighth mix of Crown and Coke. You don't even drink rum'

by Quim (dont search it up) April 24, 2021

Five-Dick torso

A Unit of measurement based on your Dick length vs her torso length.

That girl has an five-dick torso for sure.

Brittany’s a real four-dicker.

by Catwater311 May 8, 2021

Fivestar antman

The act of receiving a fivestar on ones back while being penetrated by a flaccid penis which becomes erect after being inserted.

Mathias just fivestar antman’d that bitch

by Terrorpissed May 30, 2021

fieedom

A name of a Minecraft villager because I do not know how to spell

That mans name is fieedom

by Bob crossing lol June 9, 2021

Fives

The name of an absolute gigachad anyone with the name fives should be praised as a GOD and be able to do whatever he pleases. Gets literally any woman he wants. Gets ANYTHING he wants. And everybody loves him for it. (Also will eventually die a dramatic death)

Dude its Fives, we should bow.

by Gatrick June 11, 2021