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Adam

guy who shits his pants while taking mid-terms and proceeds to brag about it
friend 1: oh man i just shit my pants
friend 2: you're such an adam!
by quirkeduporegano January 6, 2024
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Adam

A super hot man, he is very tall and always a coochie attractor.
Adam: Oh hey Miranda!
Miranda: Show dick
by sklfjnmsopdfjsopdf October 25, 2020
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Adam Salisbury

Adam Salisbury has had in incredible life. Grew up in the United States, with nothing to complain about. Adam was a Missionary for his church, grad of BYU, has built a successful career & is moving forward in life. However, the most significant impact on his life derives from the one and only; Jimmer Fredette. Jimmer & Adam were INSEPARABLE. They were the BEST dynamic duo Utah has ever seen! Everything was going great, he felt on top of the world! However, the week of February 10-14th, Adam Salisbury was invited to a meeting with Ryan from to discuss initiatives going on in 2020. He had a choice that would affect the rest of his life; with 2 paths. Path 1: Take a meeting with Ryan & overcome the data challenges. Ryan listens to Adam, & they find a great solution. He gets promoted, recognized, & is loved by USANA. Jimmer (his best friend ever), congratulates him and their legacy continues to grow & he becomes the happiest man ever! Path 2: Adam declines the meeting, does not solve USANA's BI challenges, & finds out that he does not get recognized by USANA. But worst of all, Jimmer is disappointed in Adam. Jimmer would WANT Adam to take any open opportunity & shoot his shot because that's what Jimmer would do! Jimmer would Adam to take a meeting with Ryan! Adam & Jimmer's friendship fades away after he declines the meeting. Adam has a choice, To take the meeting with Ryan and fulfill his destiny, or decline it and part ways with Jimmer... Forever.
"Adam Salisbury & Jimmer Fredette are both best friends, but become even more powerful friends with Informatica."
by Ogneff23 February 6, 2020
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Adams

Do not trust this wanker. Any name that is plural does not deserve your time. The ‘S’ in Adams means he’s a slithering snake. SssssSssssssSsss
Dude that douche, Adams.
by DrizzlyTee November 23, 2021
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Adam

The Adam is a car produced by Vauxhall, or 'Opel' as they're known in Europe. They're generally somewhat ropey vehicles and nowadays are extremely unfashionable; they came out in the early 2010s and were discontinued soon after (because they're shit).
Oh look! That guy just crashed his Adam!
by kltrelay May 31, 2022
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Apostate Adam

Apostate Adam is an orthodox Christian influencer who debates Muslims and bashes Palestine. He was formerly a Muslim and is the son of a Lebanese woman and a Palestinian man. He’s also very pro Israel.
Apostate Adam solos the pro pali Arab girls in a tik tok debate
by User19292929 March 21, 2025
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