I walk to school both ways

Used usually by Asian parents, trying to show their children how hard it was for them, and also defining the laws of physics where they will also say “When I was your age, physics wasn’t invented yet.”
“You kids have it so easyyy I walk to school both ways, uphill, one one foot, my other one was starting a business.” -Steven’s Dad
by I walk to school both ways March 14, 2022
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freezer walk

The walk you have to make when getting out from underneath blankets to go get another one cause it's so damn cold
"My body went from 98.6 degrees to feeling like -5 after that freezer walk I just did"
by Jhenkel1104 January 04, 2015
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Walking My Fish

A classic excuse to use when you don't really feel like doing something.
"Sorry, I can't hang out, I'm walking my fish today"

"Oh no, I forgot to do my homework last night, I was so busy walking my fish"
by Pialinist July 22, 2024
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walking fetus

What a young woman or man calls a preteen
That walking fetus thinks she's (or he's) cool lol.
by I knowledgepeople March 30, 2017
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The Faze Rug Walk

The Faze Rug walk is a certification given to food that tastes good by blatantly walking off into the distance without saying any word.
Noah- Is the pizza The Faze Rug Walk worthy?
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*
by plxsma February 09, 2023
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Walk Like Gumby

A simple dance from Mahub tha Rapper that requires one to swing your arms like the classic TV show character Gumby.
"Dat boy doin' that Gumby Walk"

"Watch me Walk Like Gumby"

"He got that #stopmotionswag"
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lobster walk

Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel November 13, 2015
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