walk of shame

The walk someone makes on their way to clean themselves up from jacking off into their pants.

“Man, I had to make the walk of shame all the way home because I choked the chicken in class.”

by handsoffmyspuds September 15, 2021

Walking Moral

Someone who is a good role model and doesn't do anything that can get them in trouble. Usually succeeds in school. Is a positive example to people. Just all around goody-two shoes.

Admirer: Look at her-- she is such a walking moral. She's always doing good and gets good grades in her schoolwork.

Hater:NERD LOLOL.

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

Walking Starlight

When a person is so haphazardly drunk that they start walking embarrassingly wrong.

“Hey, is John okay?”
“Yeah, I’m not sure
He’s walking starlight”

by dinkydonk23 April 27, 2024

bitch-walked

Being "bitch-walked" is a phase used often to describe when someone is being easily bested by someone or something. Often used in an argumentative setting but is not to intimidate, describe events, or insult.
It is also used to describe someone (often a male) being submitted or made to do something very easily.

1. Aight, let's see how tough you are pussy.
2. You act like I'm not about to bitch-walk you.
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"Ay you did you see what happened when AJ raised his voice? His girl bitch-walked him, made him shut up real quick."

by Diesel.like.fuel August 3, 2024

Cake that Walks

Another term for the author George R.R. Martin

The Cake That Walks hasn’t finished the winds of winter for fucks sake

by Mojavetrejabe August 27, 2022

Walking with Monsters

a cartoon about dinosaurs

Anybody wanna watch walking with monsters?

by The Stink Bucket September 26, 2021

Walking Blackout

When you black out from alcohol consumption but still continue to function(Walk, talk, act normal) with no memory of the events after the blackout -- caused by drinking a large amount of alcohol in short span on an empty stomach or mixing alcohol with benzodiazepine based medication.

1: Man the last thing i remember is getting out of the cab at that Irish Pub
2: We went to three other bars and the movies after that. You don't remember licking the glass at the ticket booth and almost getting escorted out by security?!
1: Shit man... I guess i was having a Walking Blackout

by zerogroup November 28, 2018