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University of the Highlands and Islands

Defined - A series of collages pretending to be a University in the North of Scotland. UHI as its also known as a last resort on a UCAS application form and possibly one of the least prestigious universities on the planet. The university is best known for being the dullest university in Britain and inept media studies courses where all the students fail.

The student association is almost non existent and the majority of students there are too dumb to get in anywhere else.
"I go to uni"

"awh that's cool where do you study"

"the University of the Highlands and Islands"

"what went wrong"
by Scottish Society May 14, 2018
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Evangel University

A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.
Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.
by Thickdickdaddy. June 16, 2024
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Universal Pollution (UP)

A pollution in all the ways you can think of (universal), he is a very ugly person and annoying disturbing.
Also UP can be a unit.
Wow, you are so ugly, just like Universal Pollution (UP).
OMG, now you have 1 Universal Pollution (UP).
by JustWantCleanWorldAndNoPlastic October 11, 2018
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battle universe

a youtube channel by the same creators of Team Edge, basically cool challenges but using NERF guns
(none of these videos are sponored by NERF)
Friend: Hey dude have you seen battle universe?
Me: oh yea that nerf gun team edge channel
by FirePatricio February 9, 2018
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Oh Universe

This is a non-religious and AC Doric and atheist friendly way of expressing “Oh Lord!” or “Oh God!”.
Oh Universe! What happened?

We can do better than this.. Oh Universe..

Oh Universe! That is fucked up
by LingDanc803 September 16, 2023
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Universe

EVERYTHING

This is where everything ever to ever exist lived or lives and where all the galaxies are which is who knows how many at this point also IT NEVER STOPS FUCKING GROWING.
Universe
by SneekinSnoc May 31, 2020
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university sorting

This is the process where universities are arranged in groups depending on the courses they have to offer, school fee amount and other differentiating factors.
His father used the University sorting to find the perfect school for him
by Chinwe uzoma February 17, 2023
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